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Who Are The BlackHeadz? The BlackHeadz are a series of cartoons that have a hand on the pulse of what many black people truly are speaking about in the private corners and circles of their world. There are no regular characters in this series. There shouldn't be. Our opinions are vast and could not be encompassed within a few predictable entities. We come in all shapes and sizes, therefore you can expect to see a broad representation of some of the most colorful figures that you have probably run across in your lifetime. Speaking their minds raw, uncensored and in an unapologetic fiery manner. And if you look hard enough, you just might see a little bit of yourselves here. And if I can accomplish representing just a miniscule amount of what you feel deep inside on the issues of our world and the oppressive forces within it, then I truly have successfully executed my mission! But WHO are they? Am I ? Are you? YES! We ALL have a little of the BlackHeadz in us! It is that part of us that can't be contained, that won't submit and MUST speak their mind when they say"I can't take this crap anymore!" I am quite sure you have heard the term "Don't let me get black on you now!" or Don't let me start acting my color!"....Well, that is the spirit in which this strip is created....I am quite sure their are times in your life that you know you had to speak up even if it meant taking a loss....Like telling that boss off even when you knew you would get fired....I know, it's happened to me. LOL! That being said, I hope you enjoy something that you can share with others that represent YOU! Enjoy! ~New Characters Added Regularly~ Input And Feedback Is Strongly Appreciated & Encouraged! ScurvOriginalz@Yahoo.com |
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"Keep Yo’ Girlfriends Up OUT Of Yo’
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How ya’ doing baby? Now come
over here and let me give you a few pointers on how to keep a man
on lockdown and happy he’s trapped off at the same time! You know,
havin’ him catchin’ speeding tickets after he gets out of work
‘cause he’s tryin’ to git home as fast as he can ‘cause he’s hooked
on your lovin’. Girl….I’m gonna tell you right now that it ain’t
easy but there are a few things that you need to know that will
keep things going red hot for years until the nature can’t rise no
mo’……even if he pops a whole bottle of them ole’ Viagra pills, they
won’t work after you drain him right!
First of all you got to
understand that most men will be tempted to cheat….and if given the
chance, they will. It ain’t that they are bad, it ain’t that they
don’t love you….But with all these lonely needy heffas out here
wigglin’ they backside and boobies suckin’ lollipops all up in our
mens faces, it’s just a matter of time before they get caught weak
and want a sample of the goods! it’s just the way it is but listen
here baby Sister Fatback got something to stop all of that!
Read between the lines, my
philosophy is plain and simple: Ain’t nobody ever shot a gun that had no bullets in it.
Now you girls who been out there trickin’ for a hot minute know
EXACTLY what I mean! For those of you who don’t know, I got’s to
break it down fo’ you….If ya takes care of bidness at home 24/7 he
won’t have no strength to want to do NO hanky panky with no strange
woman out there. So when those heffas try to take your man, all he
will be ABLE to do is look! But if you don’t remember ANYTHING I’m
tellin’ you now just remember this one thing: They lovin’ ain’t NO
better than yours baby. The problem is we let our marriages and
relationships get stale. We kept it fresh to get ‘em. So why do you
think he ain’t gonna get the wanderin’ eye if we don’t KEEP it
fresh? You got to do what you got to do! Fight back and KEEP yo’
man! See, I’ll switch it up and make him think he’s with a
different woman EVERY night! ….’cause wit’ 31 different wigs in my
collection for every single night of the month honey, he’ll be
cheatin’ all the time in his own bedroom wit’ just ONE woman….ME!
What did Chaka Khan sing in her song? “I’m every woman, it’s all in
me”……Well she damn sure got THAT right! You GOTS to be shrewd about
this thang here.
Now don't laugh sisters this is
serious! I can see all those stuck up prosperity Christians like
"Miss Holier than thou" that lives across the street over
there climblin' out her luxury rides wit' her nose
turned up in the air like she don't have to get down and
dirty to please her man but check this out and tell her next
time you see her to go into HER Bible for a change and read 1
Corinthians 7:5, Which says: “Do not deprive each other except by mutual consent and for a
time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come
together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your
lack of self control.” (NIV) What you think this means? Even
God himself is telling you that you gots
to give up the booty to yo' husband and if you don't, you can't
wait too long or he will start thinkin' 'bout hittin' that big
lipped widow down the block! And that's only for prayer reasons,
not because you mad at him....or payin' him back for somethin' he
said of forgot to do. If God said it, it MUST be true!....and
you didn't THINK that they would have somethin' like this in God's
word but you would be surprised! Let’s keep it
real! Now it’s not always about bumpin’ and grindin’….’cause I know
some sisters who can make a dead man cum but always make the live
men go ‘cause they don’t know how to speak to a man. See, you can’t
get mad and talk to a man like he ain’t nothing….whether he’s a CEO
making MILLIONS over a major corporation or a short order cook
pullin’ minimum wage at Louie’s local truck stop Breakfast Grill on
the interstate highway service area, a man needs to be spoken to
respectfully in front of others….now tear his ass up behind closed
doors but NOT in front of the public! That’s a no-no! See when we
do this, we don’t look good no mo’ to him even if we are changin’
kneepads EVERY week from our bedroom freakfests….you know who looks
good all of a sudden? That snaggle tooth stink breath sister wit’
the thick ass glasses who talks to him like a king! We always think
the chick he’s runnin’ wit’ is some video girl type….See girls,
most of you would be surprised to learn that half of our men who
cheat will cheat with someone who is uglier than a bad case of
hemorrhoids after a night of diarrhea.
Now here is another one that
some of you won’t like to hear: Keep yo’ girlfriends up OUT of yo’
bidness! How you gonna tell some chick yo’ problems after you done
told her when y’all first got together how much of a freak he is in
the bedroom? Somebody need to knock some sense into you! You think
she forgot about those hot and horny things you told her about YO’
man especially when she ain’t getting’ it at home wit’ her ole’
wino of a loser? What you need to do is brang it to the Lord! Not
yo’ schemin’ girlfriend! All you doin’ by tellin’ her is makin’ it
easier and helpin’ her to try to take yo’ man faster ‘cause they
probably a snake in the grass anyway! This goes for yo’ sister, yo’
co-workers, yo momma, yo’ daddy and that down low skinny little
sweet boy that lives down the block that braids all the thugs hair
for free! (Believe me, it ain’t free baby!) Keep ‘em ALL out! But
now if that man lay a hand on you by all means call them all over
to help kick his no good ass and smack the taste out his mouth for
sure!
An ebonically gifted Peggy
“Sister Fatback” Wiggins, 67, a wisened old battle scarred woman
with the gift of gab who has "been through it all and lived to
tell it" who is Memphis Tennesee’s
official self proclaimed neighborhood front porch
Saturday night “Relationship Specialist” ....she doesn’t believe
in "pulling NO punches" when it comes to “schoolin” the
younger naive female generation on life and making them wise to the
dynamics of maintaining a strong relationship the old fashioned
way in these shark infested waters called love. Post Your Comments To The ScurvOriginalz
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"Almost Makes A Demon Want To Say Hallelujah!"
Honestly, it ain’t so bad being a demon! It damn sure ain’t hard work at all. Y'all make it so easy for me and I do appreciate it immensely! It’s my assignment to tempt the people of the world to do things that will land them in hell….and I must say, I am getting promotions up in rank all of the time and actually got a special acknowledgement from satan himself! Imagine that! I am in the BIG TIME! If I keep on racking up souls at this rate, I can see myself in satan’s inner circle and a trusted high ranking devil! Let me give you into a peek into my world. When I was living on earth as a church deacon, I used to have a secret sex addiction and often womanized with whoever I could get my hands on. I screwed half of the congregation, and broke up many a family. Classic work! My lines were smooth and I could sense a weakness in a woman or a relationship a mile away….if she had problems at home, it was only a matter of time before she found herself disrobed and on her back in a hotel room eager to please….and when she got down on her knees, it damn sure wasn’t to pray! Ha Ha Ha! But by then the thrill was over and she was soon tossed away afterward. Did they really believe that I loved them? I mean, half the thrill was breaking them down to a horny sweaty little sex toy! Little did I know satan was watching my deeds and made an offer to me that I couldn’t refuse as I drew my last breath in a fatal car accident. But that’s another story….you see, what I do is move invisibly on the face of the earth tempting people to do things that they secretly think about. I can’t really hear what their thoughts are, but as I shadow them throughout their day and kind of get a feel for what their vice might be, it’s just a matter of time before they are backslidden once again into sin. What I like is a “repeat” sinner….one who temporarily kicks the sinful habit they have for a while but soon fails back harder into it than ever before! Most of them do not know that they have open themselves to SEVEN more devils like me to come in therefore given me a BIG promotion! The ultimate pyramid scheme! Talk about residual sinful payments! But one things for sure, when I whisper a word into a sinners mind, they think it is something that originated in their mind from their own desires. Works like charm every time! Plus it’s easy work! Ever hear the term “the mind is the devils playground?” When you think of how television, music, movies, magazines use sexual images to promote their products, half the strain is taken off of me as a designated demon! How about computers? That’s the modern day wee gee board! Online porn, Myspace.com, phone sex, Cam to cam sex…..I could go on and on but needless to say, the majority of people now are walking around in a state of arousal and forgetting to keep the name and teachings of Jesu*…..OOPS! I almost said that dreaded name! Can’t do that…..my boss and master would demote me for sure! Let’s just say that dude who is supposed to be the only begotten son of my bosses’ enemy who has the initials “J.C.” Let me tell you….us demons HATE the fruits of the spirit! If you have them we will work overtime to piss you off, make you hate someone, become impatient and anxious, feel superior, become vain, selfish, envious…..anything to make you lose your salvation! You see, we as demons do not have a chance to go to Heaven and do not want YOU to go there either. We are the ultimate haters and the true crabs in the barrel….pulling you down when you almost reach your goal. When judgment day comes we are going to be swamped and working overtime to make the room down in headquarters (hell) to accommodate the rush of sinners and even the so called “nice” people who never took the time to get their souls saved. “J.C.” is going to have to have plenty of erasers on that day to erase the names of those backsliders from The Book of Life! So next time you are tempting to look at that girls booty at the mall, reach for that drink, chase down that dude who cut you off of the freeway while driving in a fit of road rage, realize that I won’t stop telling you what you SHOULD be doing through your thoughts! So PLEASE keep on living a life of sin as the clock ticks and time runs out! Almost makes a demon want to say HALLELUJAH! Gotta go! Church service will soon begin and I have to invisibly attend so I can whisper some sinful thoughts into the minds of those Christians…….see you in hell! It won’t be long my friend……A very happy "demon", age unknown, from the depths of hades explains his gameplan of spiritual seduction on the unsuspecting to those who probably won't listen anyway as they lead a life of sin that's taking them straight to the bottomless pits of hell!
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“I Can See Why Some People Think They Don’t Want Nothin’ To Do With God….”
This morning while I rode the bus to work I missed my stop ‘cause I had so much on my mind. I was thinkin’….thinking about my niece Crystal who passed away four years ago this June 17th. She died in a bad situation that didn’t have to be….and the more I think about it the anger just grows. You see, she died in the middle of the night in a hallway of a crack spot in the projects. Nobody checked on her as she lay in that freezing place….they just stepped over her so they can get their hit. What have we turned into? But you know what? Those crack heads have an excuse for being so cold. Don’t you expect them to be? I mean, we know how vicious a crack addiction can be. We who live in the inner city and Black neighborhoods across the country and all over the world all have been touched by this epidemic either through someone who may have fell victim to this powerful drug if not a family member or even ourselves. Denial. Most of us give strength to the hold of this chemical demon by at first acting as though everything is okay. We act as if it will just go away when we realize that it’s our turn to deal with it. So I can see an addict doing this….even a family member. But what is at the root of my anger is the fact that the very people who were supposed to NOT be in denial were the people who were instrumental in her eventual breakdown because of their ignorance. So many of my close friends have asked me why I waited so long to take action if I knew what she was going through. The real deal is that like so many people that go through this same situation is that I DIDN’T know! She was so clever in hiding her addiction as I and the rest of the family went on about our lives without spending that all important quality time that is so very necessary in detecting something wrong. But After she died I found a letter in the bedroom that her grandmother always kept for her in the old house. She would go there to get away sometime to recharge and think. You know what it said? It was a letter to me that was never mailed….it detailed how she went to the deacons, elders, sisters and pastor of the family church. The church that we all grew up in…..She went to them in a sincere effort to make a change in her life. She revealed to them at different times how she told them of the molestation she endured from my brother. I never knew this. She spoke on how when she tried to tell my deceased father about it, he brushed it off as though she was starting trouble in the family and said to “let it die ‘cause the damage is already done! GET OVER IT!” But what took the cake for me was the collective response that the church body gave when she confided in them. You know what those damn hypocrites said? They said that it was her fault why she was molested. They said it was her fault why she was a crack addict.....that she wasn't a tithing member so of course she would be cursed! They said she was too weak to resist her demons and that is why her life has taken the downward spiral that we have witnessed! Is this “advice” reflective of the love of God? Or is it the arrogant egos of men and women who put themselves up to be a god beside God? I have had a hard time dealing with this and really do not yet have a sense of closure. But because of their responses I can see why some people out here in the world think they don’t want nothin’ to do with God…. A confused Alvin Groves, 46, on the pain and hurt that his niece Crystal had to endure before she died in that cold ghetto hallway.
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Sometimes What Appears To Be A Bad Situation Can Be A
Divine Blessing In Disguise
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Everybody has a story to tell. You probably wouldn't believe mine
when I tell you, even I have a hard time understanding what
happened to me those few short years ago in 2001. I am not an angel
by a long shot but I always thought that when I needed a stroke of
luck from the Man above I could never get it because of the dirt I
have always been involved in. I mean….I'm not the kind of guy to
steal or hurt anyone….but I have always had a hard time controlling
myself with the ladies. I couldn't refuse attention from a woman. I
couldn't say no. Because of this many of the bosses on my old job
did not like me too much. I have always been a perfect gentleman. I
never harassed anyone, just the opposite. They couldn't understand
how so many women at work loved me while I was just a mere
maintenance man who cleaned and emptied garbage cans around the
office. You know how it is….you sleep with one at work and the word
gets out in no time! I keep myself in shape and am very attentive
to a woman and her needs. I am never in a rush and will indulge in
deep conversation until the mood calls for more….if not at that
time, then maybe next time. No rush. This is what those horny fat
bosses at the job did not understand about how to treat a lady.
There was more to an intelligent than just hopping into the sack.
They thought that because they made big money and had nice cars
that these secretaries and even esquires would be all over them!
How wrong they were. These higher ups also spoke so bad about the
Blacks who worked there, I always spoke up because although I am
viewed as a Latino, I have Black blood in me too, my grandfather
was a Black Dominican and I loved him so much before he
passed. Well to tell you how nasty the situation got, one
Tuesday morning I came into work an hour early at 5 a.m. to make
sure things were cleaned right because there were some visitors to
arrive here for a big meeting from the companies sister firm in
California. I knew something wasn't right that day by the way this
one boss greeted me…he never speaks to me unless he had to, now he
is all smiles and saying good morning to me? In the past he only
did this in a sarcastic way when he knew someone was about to get
fired. He hated everyone except this one lawyer who just started
there, Mirabel Arguello….she would often have me spend my break
time in her office (With the door opened to squash any rumors!) So
I guess something was about to go down….how right I was. I was
approached by security and asked to step into the human resources
office. I was told that my services were no longer needed as my job
performance has been faltering over the last two months. They also
said that they received numerous complaints that (They refuse
to put THAT on paper! I wonder why?) I was sexually
harassing some of the women there but they didn't know how to tell
me to buzz off! Imagine? While these bosses openly and regularly
comment on the sexy legs and well endowed cleavages around the
office, I get fired for having lunch with someone after THEY
invited me! Well, I have to admit on this beautiful September
morning I was upset and cursed out all of them! I told them that I
trust in God and justice will be done! They had enough of me and
the police were also called, I was handcuffed, arrested and
escorted out of the office while my ex coworkers looked on in
shock. It was about 8:30 a.m. by this time. I wasn't even going to
fight it….I just wanted to get out of there. But this life can be
so funny….the officer sat me in the back of the patrol vehicles
while he viewed his laptop in the front seat….this loud noise
exploded overhead and I just couldn't believe what it was….debris
and lots of glass hit the vehicle and he drove away to get from
harms way. The police radio was flooded with activity and he was
instructed by his supervisor to release me on the spot because it
appeared that the country was under some kind of attack and he was
needed elsewhere immediately. After he reluctantly removed the
cuffs I couldn't believe that something that could ruin ones day
would be the very thing that could save your life. I know now that
if I was still inside of that tall skyscraper, I would not be here
to tell this story. Sometimes what appears to be a bad situation
can be a divine blessing in disguise. This all happened on
September 11, 2001 …..and I knew I was blessed as I saw the boss
who just fired me crash to the pavement below in a bloody mangled
mess after jumping from the World trade Center where I was just
fired. An in shock Hector Arroyo Jr. 41, who
to this day still can't believe the valuable lesson he learned on
that fateful morning of september 11th, 2001 after he got fired
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"Sometimes
I Wonder If It Was All A
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Fighting the war in Iraq has changed my perspective in
life on so many things. My eyes were forced open literally
overnight. I was just a big boned energetic and friendly country
girl out of Fayetteville North Carolina with a slight weight
problem when I signed up for the military and believed all of
the great promises that my Army recruiter gave me on that
fateful afternoon at the shopping mall. The money for a
college education, and a new direction in life much different from
those that I started to hang out with after I barely graduated out
of high school. I wouldn't say the service was all bad, but I
wouldn't recommend it at this point to anyone. When I thought I was
giving something to my country and would reenter civilian
population embraced with open arms after serving eight
very intense yet well decorated years.....I was made to feel as
though it meant nothing at all. In a way, I was looked at as the
criminal because of the war! I am not the one giving orders, I only
follow them, so you better talk to your government and that
clown Donald Rumsfeld about that, and see what
happened....when things got hot even HE had to resign! The military
is so full of control freaks like him. They can't control their own
wives and households but they seek positions of authority so they
can feel superior over others and give them a hard time. It's
a start and things will be better without him.You know, it ain't
easy being a woman in the military, you think those men who serve
with you would be noble and of higher moral standards.....some may
be....but most are just like the dogs that I thought I left behind
back home on the street corners. I realized that everything that
you can find in any "hood" across the country, you can find around
a military base.....liquor, drugs and lots of
prostitution. I couldn't believe how these men drink and party
so much!....It was like they only had one thing on their minds.
They couldn't even stand at attention right from being up all night
boozing it up and chasing these disease plagued women. One of my
close friends on base is a nurse for those same soldiers and
she tells me who comes there all the time for S.T.D. shots. And
after all that you think they would learn....and with all of these
women on and off base who are sexin' it up with them, you would
think they would leave me alone! I could have gotten so many in
trouble but didn't want to make waves, you know, tryin' to be a
good soldier and think about the higher cause. But looking back
now, I should have put papers on all of their asses. It's bad
enough I lost a few close friends who were killed in combat and
caught in the way of bombs blowin off....those were the real gems
out there....I feel so bad for the loss their families have to deal
with so I still try to keep in contact with them. A part of me
feels guilty for being spared. And another side of me asks God why
WAS I spared. Why wasn't I killed like the wonderful officers in my
company? What is my mission now? When I came back home to my
Momma's house here in Fayetteville to readjust myself and
rest, I just stayed in my old room for days on end. She doesn't
understand. She probably never will. I hate to see her stressin'
over me like she does. I'll be alright in time. It's not a
depression that I am going through but sometimes I don't know what
to do with my life now. The Army was all I knew. What do I do now?
The people who reach out to me to forge friendships really don't
interest me because they truly can't understand the unfinished
business that I have deep in the back of my mind. A part of me
wants to go back. That's my struggle but the camrederie is not
there anymore with the new soldiers. All they care about is getting
an award before the next man or woman. No team spirit like it use
to be. I also thought that this damn country would have grown up by
now.....but instead of seeing a hero in me, many just see me as
another n****r b***h to get some quick thrills from. I am so much
more than that. I just come away with the feeling that I should
have so much more than what I have now. Is there anyone out there
that feels the same way? A Woman in the valley of
decision......Caroline "Big Essie" Jones, 29, A Fayetteville
North Carolina Army Vet with an Honorable Discharge who
contemplates what her life will be outside of the military she has
grown to miss yet somewhat hate at the same time. Hers is a story
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"They Had
A Baaty Boy Directing The Choir !!!!" |
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When my foot
touched down on American soil for the first time from Jamaica, I
could not believe the filth I saw here with my own eyes! Dear Lord
Almighty! The permissive attitude these yankees
have, accepting the nastiness that goes on around them
without saying a thing is crazy! The drugs, the drinking, the rude
kids who are lazy and don't no anything about respect or the
responsibilty of chores.....that's why these women don't know a
thing about how to run a home or keep a man! I went down to
this church this past weekend with a friend of my auntie, and after
being there for two minutes I knew I couldn't ever join that nasty
place. They had a baaty boy directing the choir! A sodomite faggot
baaty hole mon! IN THE CHURCH!....CHA! You ought to have seen that
man switch up and down the aisle like a woman and everyone acted
like it was alright! No one said a ting! What kind of warriors for
the dear Lord can we be when we can't even correct the behavior of
someone who is out of order in the church? And to add insult to
injury, they give this sinful transgressor of the Word a big
position in the church, so in other words, it's alright to carry on
with that sickness he has! Not where I come from! If you are into
those kind of things you better not make NO ONE find out! If we
find out you are going on with faggotism in our midst, we will
stone you to death! You will NOT live to long with that on your
mind. So your best bet is to go to Montego Bay and hang out with
the tourists.....cause all you find there is the white women
looking for some dread mon to take back to their hotel room with
them or some white mon looking for some drugs or prostitutes.
That's what they do and them same people come and try to act so
high and mighty when they are here in the states and back in their
environment. Nasty people! God will kill them all and that's why
this Babylon called the United States will continue to go to hell.
These weak watered down so called Christians who are the biggest
pork eaters are not the chosen people with the ways they have!
I tell you this, I will never go back to that nasty place ever
again! I am not trying to court the devil! Annette Powell, 41, An outspoken Jamaican woman who
like so many others, was traumatized in her first and last visit to
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"What Is Happening In The World Today Has Already
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It
never ceases to amaze me how many people in this country believe
that they will get rich working for someone else. They give up time
from their families and miss sleep just to put in extra hours to
get a bigger paycheck that will usually go to purchase a
bigger house or car than their friends....It's not for the
kids, it's for the parents silly egos! Their children are starving
for their spirits to be fed but all you can think about is
"material trinkets".Then they realize that they do not know their children
'cause they were not there to watch them grow or to guide them up
the right path. So when their kids are found with drugs or guns I
can't understand why they act so shocked when in fact it was the
television set and computer that raised them. You've treated them
like pets, they need MUCH MORE than a place to eat and dodo! Let's
be real here. And the first thing these idiotic parents say to
these vipers is that "How could you do this after I worked so hard
to keep you in the best clothes, keep the best house on the block
over your head and gave you more than your friend's parents could
EVER have dreamed of giving them!"....Do you see the irony in that
statement? They don't have a CLUE! "How could you do this"
they say. Well, it should be easy to be the worst kid on the
block when that's all they got from their parents! Those who raise
kids in this manner should be glad that they didn't turn out even
worse! Schools getting shot up by young teenagers across the
country.....you NEVER heard of this behavior back in the day! The
most would have been a fistfight or the fast girl in high school
getting pregnant....but mass premeditated shootings? Now even the
young girls are just as bad as these young boys! They might even
shot you QUICKER! PARENTS: We are not doing as we should.
Don't think that they are not watching us in OUR
dirt. Most parents ask for an answer but they don't have
the sense to see what it truely is....they take prayer out of
schools, they take spirituality out of the curriculum....we have so
many odd entities coming into the country with these weird
religions and we in government cater to them giving them
rights too. So since we can't force one over the other our
government takes all of them out! WRONG! This government should
stick to their guns and keep this as a Christian state. So since
they are too weak to stand up to all of this sin, the give it
permission to prosper through their lack of backbone and action!
The bottom line is this: When you remove God from your life and
everything that you do, ANYTHING BECOMES PERMISSIBLE &
ACCEPTABLE! So we can expect more than what we have already
witnessed from a generation of vipers!....and just because the
government says it is okay to do something doesn't mean that it is
in God's eyes. So go on and continue to work eight days a week and
25 hours a day putting more importance on "BLING" while your
kids go to hell unarmed and unprotected without God's
word with all of these demons that have been released
running free across the land looking to devour the masses! Get
on your REAL JOB and raise your kids right! The
government can't stop that! You have the opportunity from young to
influence their minds long before this wicked world gets to
them. Joey Ralonzo Jenkins,
37, A New York City Social Worker and volunteer counselor who
is on the frontline dealing daily with all of the ills of our
society. Born and raised in the Washington Heights section of
uptown Manhattan, he has conquered a lifelong drug addiction
that began at the tender age of 13 and is a cancer
survivor. He gave his life to Christ ten years ago and hasn't
looked back to his old life since. Post Your Comments To
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These sorry ass men
need to tighten their game up! Got their good faithful women
cryin' their eyes out wit' their head hung low. These fools
do the same foolishness over and over again! You see
them at the club all up under some strange woman that they done
picked up. Don't these clowns realize is that these chicks are
going to go home with WHOEVER spends the most money on
them at the bar? I see these hoes in here week after
week lookin' to hustle these weak ass men for a few
drinks wit' their titties hangin' all out of their
clothes and flirtin' with them while they are suckin' on
straws in a way to make these dudes know how much skills they
got wit' they mouths. I just shakes muh head. False smiles and
promises. All for what? And all the good ladies at home don't have
a clue as to how a REAL man should treat them. Now you say Leroy,
what are YOU doin' in the club every week? Well baby doll, I OWN
the joint! And I'm tellin' you from now that THAT'S the only reason
why I would even be there....to make my money 'cause I damn sure
wouldn't EVER look for no woman up in there! I KNOW the game! Men
in general don't know how to handle a real quality woman. It's a
whole different level than those club hoes. They don't know how to
hold a door for you but they damn sure know how to hold your thighs
open when they want to get your sweet lovin'! They don't know how
to say an positive word to lift your spirits, but they are
quick to know how to get in position to lift your skirt! Now I know
I ain't know pretty boy, let's be real....some would say that Big
LeRoy is kinda on the ugly side! But you know what? That's okay
wit' me.....you know why?....'cause I keeps a beautiful young lady
on my arms 24/7! All these in shape brothers sportin' these "six
packs" can't understand how a ugly man with a big fat stomach has
to DODGE so many intelligent, progressive, quality ladies when they
can't pull none! While the only six pack I got is the one in the
fridge chillin' on ice to drink later on while watchin' the game!
What you got to do is treat a woman like she never been treated
before. After you done checked her out to see she ain't no hood rat
and she can be trusted, bring her to the crib....let her see you
keep a clean place. Let her see that you pay your bills and have a
sense of responsibilty. Impress upon her that you will not be a
liability in her life but a plus! Make her feel at
home....leave your answering machine on up loud so she see there
ain't 50 million chicks callin' you. Cook for her and entertain
her, be a gentleman to where you can talk about EVERYTHING but
don't be so fast to want to jump up in the goodies to at every
turn. Blow her mind by not even going there....now take care of her
by all means if she craves it but you have to stress the point of
makin' it all about her. Let her know point blank that if anything
sexual happens, it's gonna be because SHE initiates it 'cause you
are a gentleman....and STAND BY THAT! It's funny how fast things
happen when the burden of satisfaction is placed on them!
LOL!Now don't carry no hoochie-mama home and do no mess like this,
you only askin' for major drama....it happened to me back in '96
and the cops were all up in here!....Chick got up in here and not
only thought she lived here, but she brought her six kids too that
she never told me about!.....Do it only for a quality woman who got
some sense that you are hoping to marry one day. Why not? If
she is THIS special then she deserves the Queens treatment! Some
days have her over to the house when you are not there, let her
relax, sleep and chill, tell her that you are expecting an
important phone call and ask her to answer all calls for you....do
you know how good this will make her feel? No matter HOW a woman
wants to act proper with good manners, she STILL wants to
be able to inspect shit for herself! Let her feel comfortable at
the crib and if you got nothing to hide homeboy, you got the
woman's trust for life! Check out how her girlfriends look at you
the next time they see you. This will let you know if you are in
great standing with your lady friend or if you are on the
outs!.....'Cause you know they gonna talk! LeRoy Otis Lamont Duke, 39, an overweight Memphis
Tennessee nightclub owner who offers his insight as to how he has
always maintained relationships in good standing with beautiful
women who others thought would never pay him the time of
day! Post Your
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God is good. I came
to this country back in January of 1979. I had only 173 dollars in
my pocket after all travel expenses. I knew not a soul here in the
states. I had two pair of work pants and shoes, one shirt and a
dress suit wore every Saturday to worship the Lord. You see I am a
Seventh Day Adventist and have very strict spiritual and moral
values....and it is ONLY those values that were taught to me by my
Elders (May their souls rest in peace!) that has brought me through
many rough times. Again I will say it shamelessly, God is GOOD! I
had not much at all when I arrived to America but a dream to
succeed. To sacrifice. To work hard. To edify the God I serve. I
never once expected when I came here for anyone to give me a hand
out or a free ride to my goals. All I ever prayed for was the
health and strength to pursue my goal and the presence of mind to
always realize right from wrong. And I must say, God has answered
my prayers many times over! Hallelujah! I am very healthy with a
wonderful, faithful, loyal God fearing Wife and two very
obedient sons who desire to continue our thriving family
landscaping business when I retire soon. I have a lot to be
thankful for and plenty of experience to pass on to my youngsters.
One thing that I have recently come to realize is how the American
born Blacks are damaged more so than foreign born Blacks are as far
as their psyche. It took me a lifetime to really understand and it
has allowed me to have compassion on those who have suffered
greatly at the epicenter of the Black Holocaust. I remember back
home in Trinidad and Tobago before I came up, I was warned about
how lazy and worthless Black Americans were. I have to admit that I
believed what they said. But now I know what has happened to them
firsthand after living so many years along side them here in the
states. What makes many behave in the manner in which they do. You
see, I grew up with national pride and the feeling of truly
belonging to my own country. Although it was poor, it was ours. We
had that great pride. In America, that feeling is absent in people
of color. Blacks here are made to feel like outsiders and outcasts.
It's a shame....they have given so much and have nothing to show
for it yet they are blamed for their own condition after being used
up by this country. It took a natural catastrophe in Hurricane
Katrina for the world to see what we always knew in the
Black world....how we are treated as second class citizens. I
understand the frustration and resentment now. I even understand
now why they felt so much anger toward me when I felt I never did
anything TO them personally. I now know that my white boss promoted
me fast and rubbed it in the face of those who were there for years
behind my back. You see, these wicked bosses understood the divide
between foreign Blacks and American Blacks and played into it. They
did this to divide and conquer. The knew how powerful we could be
if we truly embraced our selves as Black people regardless of the
different cultures we have shared. So I tell my sons today that
although we may be from different countries from the American born
Blacks, we are ALL the same! The only difference is that those
demonic slave ships dropped us off on different shores which
allowed us to be so different in language and culture. We are the
same. And when we all realize this we will be able to hold hands
together in worship after suffering the worst travesty in
recorded modern history and shout out to the Heavens in Love,
Peace and Joy...: GOD IS GOOD!!!!......An introspective Cecil Wright, 57, who legally immigrated
from Pigeon Point Tobago in 1979 to Ft. Lauderdale,
Florida....reflects on the deep lessons of understanding and
tolerance for one another as learned in his colorful and
blessed life. Post Your
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I
just got out two months ago from serving time and if I could do it
all over again, I would do everything completely
different. I could never get that time back now. 23 plus years
in that damn place. I'm 43 now and sometimes I don't know where I
am sometimes. The world has changed so much. I got popped in
1983 for an armed robbery that turned nasty. I didn't mean to
murder the guy. But he pulled his weapon on me when all I wanted
was the cash that he made for the day. It was a knee jerk reaction,
now I was put in a situation that I didn't anticipate. He owned the
convenience store and was within his right to defend himself. 23
years. All I wanted was some extra money to take this chick out
that I had been trying to talk to. She finally gave in to going out
to catch a flick with me but I didn't have a job. I was hyper
and dying to get the pussy, nobody around the way ever did....and I
damn wasn't about to miss out on the neighborhood's finest chick.
After I was locked up, she never even wrote me. My home boys on the
outs said that she never even asked for me. That's f**ked up. She's
a crackhead now I heard, full of AIDS and suckin' strange dicks for
five dollars a pop. Now she wants to holler at me, ain't life
messed up sometime? If I had the focus to get a job and stop
hanging out with the fools I was with I could have taken her
out and maybe BOTH of our lives could have been so different....but
when you are young and stupid you don't want to hear anything! I
lost my mother and couldn't be there for her last days on this
earth. My younger sisters and brothers are doing so well and are
grown up now with their own families. They truly reach out to me
but I can't stand to be around them even though I love them so much
because their success reminds me of what I could have done with my
life. The most productive years of my life....GONE! Staying in
school doesn't seem so bad now if only I have known what I know now
back then. Where will I get a job now? Credit? What's that? I am
living off welfare now and that is going to run out soon. What
woman would want me? What do I have to offer? I can't understand
how these young brothers want to glorify what we call the "Thug
Life" and they act as though it's trophy to get arrested, have a
record and do time. Like a tagged pigeon, that shit follows you for
the rest of your life. CONVICT. No matter what else good in this
life you do, that's all many will see. And these videos on
television turn my stomach! Twisting our minds and encouraging us
to kill each other over "BLING" "BITCHES" and "PAPER". Half them
little young niggaz don't know that they will be somebodies
bitch when they go upstate, getting pimped and having to work the
musty showers on your knees for some funky man's
pleasure so someone ELSE can have extra cigarettes. Then when
they get out and act all hard they forget to tell you THAT
part. All I wish now is if I had a nice job, a nice home and ONE
woman that I could be faithful to in marriage....but all I have now
is broken dreams, lost time and a lifetime of regrets......Duane Robinson, 43, reflects on his life and what
might have been if he didn't make the bad choices that forced
him to live 23 plus years of his life at the Maryland House of
Correction in Jessup, Maryland. Post Your
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I
remember Harlem way back in the forties, we would take pride in our
appearance....we worked hard to stay sharp as a tack, keep clean
and look good. Now it seems like these young jitterbugs are trying
to out do each other to see who can look the most crazy! Pants
hanging off their butts and around their knees!! Lips hangin' down
lookin' stupid while they are twistin' all of that uncombed hair,
stinkin' up the the place 'cause they got so much marijuana in
their system. Can any of 'em KEEP or even GET a job looking like
that? We marched and protested for civil rights risking our very
lives for the righteous advancement of our people, but it breaks my
heart to see that we have taken ten steps backward by the way our
kids are carrying on, what future will WE have if we have to depend
on THEM to create it? Now don't get me wrong, I used to have my fun
with the ladies when I was younger but I never took anything that a
woman never wanted to give....and I NEVER made whoopee with anyone
that I couldn't see myself settling down with, just in case a baby
came out of the fun we had. Now just the other day while walking
home from taking care of a client, I had some
disrespectful young girl twelve years
old laughing with her friends in broad daylight on
135th street in front of the Y.M.C.A. braggin 'bout how good
they can make an old man like me feel with her lips!! Talkin'
bout I would catch a heart attack!! But ain't none of 'em
speakin' no wisdom from those same lips! What they were talkin'
about ain't nothin' that I haven't experienced even before her
MOTHER was born! Hell, I might be HER granddaddy! Her grandmomma
might have already performed that SAME act on me back in '51! She
better be glad I AIN'T her granddaddy cause grandmomma would
have swallowed HER mother and she wouldn't be HERE right now!
She would be spit out somewhere on the damn curb!! That's
why half of these young girls are through by the time they hit
their twenties. Used up and no good strugglin' with a few babies
whose daddies are servin' time in prison! They think sex
is all they have to do to keep a man. Is that all these
young girls have to offer? That's right! I ain't afraid to say
it! And then they want to come around a decent man who went to
school, lived clean and stayed out of trouble! Too late! See, what
they don't realize is that there is a BIG difference between an
easy chick and a REAL lady! But it seems like these horny fools
don't want no lady no mo'! Used to be you had to wait a few dates
to get a good night kiss from a lady you were courtin' but now it
seems like it's expected that a girl should be garglin' and burpin'
up a fella's next generation of babies on the first night like
Listerine if ya know what I mean!!!! She would NEVER get a kiss
from me....! A very disciplined & focused
Donovan Delroy McDaniel, 76, A Jamaican born man raised from young
in Harlem, New York City when his parents immigrated here when he
was 9. He is retired from the Marines and The United States
Postal Service and is now a very successful and much sought after
financial consultant to many businesses in the Tri-state area. He
has lived in the same apartment since finishing his tour in the
Marines, runs five miles every morning at 5 a.m. keeping himself in
excellent shape and it is rumored that he not only discreetly
owns the Brownstone that he has always lived in, but the
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Ain't that some mess that you can't
even discipline your babies no more? Now you may not think I am all
that smart....and I know all I got is a fifth grade education, but
I got sense enough to know that if you don't straighten you kids
out from when they are young, they ain't ever gonna turn out any
good! Now don't get mad wit' me! That's in the Bible. I forget what
scripture it was, but Pastor was preachin' on it last week and his
words just touched me so! See, nowadays, it's NOT okay
anymore for a parent to whip their kids backside when they
step out of line 'cause you as a parent can get locked up and
thrown in jail if you do...but it's okay to let them grow UP
crooked so the same jail can get them caught up from young so
they can give free labor to the government!.....You see, this came
to me in a vision one Saturday night when I was up late cookin'
my Sunday after church service dinner. God told me that if
the government can get all of our young black kids locked up, they
can get all this free labor to build their businesses just like
back in slavery times. So if they keep NO chances for a good
education and a good life out of our poor neighborhoods, what other
choice do these kids have but to do something bad to get some
pocket change? And the government can say: "We didn't put them in
there!" But you know what? They sure have a master plan for them
when they DO get there! Girl! We got to chat later on! Call me
tonight 'cause I got to go, I forgot that I left some pig feet
and collard greens cookin' on the stove!....... Johnnie May Pope, 52, a God fearing,
praying Valdosta, Georgia single mother of nine very
successful adult children, all whom have graduated from college
with honors and who happily recall the memories of the whippings,
discipline and tough love that their mother gave them to keep
them straight, they feel they wouldn't be where they are today
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When I wake up to pee in the middle of the night, I don't
know WHERE I am sometime.... am I in New Orleans,
Louisianna or Houston, Texas! My baby girl told me one day
while I was braidin' her hair that we should move to Iraq and
live. I thought she was either losin' her mind or I was pullin' her
hair too tight! So I said to her: "Baby why you wanna move
over there?" She said: "Since that's where the President is
sendin' all the money, we might live better over there since
he said that he don't have no money for the Katrina victims over
here and we got no choice but to live on the street soon!" You
know my baby was right! My son is over there fightin' for this
country in the Army and might never come back home
unless he's in a casket, and we can't even get no aid to
live here in dignity amongst ourselves but my son
will get all the help he need to die in war for some greedy
crackers in Washington that don't care nothin' about his momma and
sister! But you watch when the time comes for a new president to be
elected, these fake politicians come to all the black churches
making promises, kissin' black babies, shakin' hands and
taking pictures for the newspapers to make it seem like they love
us so much....all they want is our vote....after they get elected
you won't ever see them again and it's business as usual in the
ghetto.... and these sellout preachers allow them to do just
that while they let those devils up in the same pulpits that we
pray to God every tuesday, friday AND sunday for some REAL
help!.............A very pissed off
and angry Earline Shaniqua Cook-Taylor, 37, a diabetic
Hurricane Katrina survivor now barely making ends meet who now
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All
y'all straight females have NO idea how many of your
boyfriends and husbands that you THINK are straight are hookin' up
on the Down Low! Now check this out, I'm gay.....but at least I'm
true to my shit! What I hate about these muthaf****s is that they
parade 'round here like they be hatin' on a faggot like me frontin'
like they so perfect and after dark those same brothers be
callin' me after wifey goes to sleep! I don't do no undercover
brothers, PERIOD!!!!....but while most will see me in public and
hate on me what you all need to do is get on those brothers who
play behind their wives back and bring home THE MONSTER to them
direct! How you think so many Black women got AIDS? But when they
get the shit they get all ashamed 'cause they can't tell the church
or their co workers about how they got it....What are they gonna
say???? That my husband likes pickin' up strange men online and in
the street for some good deep a** f****n'? And y'all just need to
wake up and stop being so backward....This damn government done
turned your sex drive against you so you can go on and kill
yourselves! With all this AIDS runnin' 'round here how come
all you see in these videos is sexual content and nudity? And what
is your young son or daughter gonna do when they get all hot
in the pants? HELLO!!!! You don't hear NOTHIN' about AIDS as
much now that it's killin' niggaz off but back in the day when them
white queers were droppin' like flies, that's all you heard about!
I KNOW I know my shit!! I might be gay but I am a Black man
first!!! And there ain't no shame in my game!!....... Dashaun Malik Hunt, 47, a San
Francisco Gay Militant Pro-Black Political Activist who
hates the fact that AIDS awareness has dropped drastically in the
Black community while a sexually charged media especially
through music videos and the internet has intensified,
encouraging our unsupervised youth to kill themselves while playing
around experimenting and indulging in unprotected
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I don't care WHAT those girls in my class say, I
can date who I want. They talk behind my back in a really bad way
because they see that I only date white guys or white looking
spanish guys. I mean, can't I do what I want? What's wrong with the
fact that I don't like Black men? The ONLY way that I would go out
with a Black guy is if he had lots of money to spend on me and he
speaks proper English ( without his pants hanging around his
knees. And please! NO GOLD TEETH! No kids! Have a job that you were
on for over five years with no criminal record and a credit score
near 800....and since black guys like that are far and few
between, it's not gonna happen. Plus, I want a baby one day and I
want them to have GOOD HAIR and a shot at a normal
American life! I mean, if my children are too dark, the world might
think they are black or something. I myself am mixed and proud of
it, I have German, Scottish, Native American Indian , Cuban
and maybe just a "touch" of some black in me somewhere....not much.
I hate when I have to fill out a job or medical form and I have to
check the box that says black or African descent! Imagine!
AFRICAN!!!! Do I look African to you? So what if I use fading
creme to lighten my skin, it's only for the pimples that I have. So
what if I have blue contacts on? Or my long weave that hides the
nappy hair that I am so embarrassed to admit I have. Have you ever
seen those commercials on television late at night with those
impoverished Africans that have NO food, have AIDS and a bunch of
nasty flies on their face? Do I want to be like THOSE people? And
my classmates make fun of me because I absolutely stay out of the
sun at all costs! Why do I want to get any darker than I am? They
are just mad because I am beautiful and they want to look like me!
I have no time for those types, I have my reflection to tend to!
It's all about me! Haven't you heard?......An Oreo cookie proudly exposes to the world the "mixed
up" creme in it's middle! Revealing words from the very
confused 21 year old college student Marie Dejois Jean-Baptiste
whose both parents just happen to be of African descent via
the island of Haiti. It is VERY frightening that there
are still some black people who think this
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Why Call It BlackHeadz? Why? 'Cause BlackHeadz pop out at the most inconvenient of
times....They come out right before that special dinner date...they
come out in the morning when you plan on taking pictures with the
family later on that day...it's like they have a mind of their own
when it comes to that "perfect" timing! And they just won't go
away! Blackheads are really pores that are plugged with oil and
dirt and is also a reflection of what is going on the inside of a
persons system. So imagine! What the BlackHeadz reflect in their
comments are the dirty realities and "swept under the rug" issues
that are not acknowledged by the mainstream media outlets and
psyche of mainstream amerikkka because they are too ugly to "own
up" to as a real part of the sterilized commercial amerikkkan
culture. So! Just like that extra piece of cake that you know you
shouldn't have stuffed in your mouth after you knew you were full,
it will come back to haunt you as a blackhead...Showing the WORLD
that something ain't right with your body....Just in the same way
that whole entire race of people that you have raped, robbed and
stolen from for hundreds of years and the conditions that were
caused from the wicked deeds that STILL continue today, is the same
way that THE BLACKHEADZ will surface with the raw truths that many
absolutely REFUSE to acknowledge as this government continues to
hoodwink the majority of Americans into believing a euphoria here
that exists only for a priviledged few! |
Caution: These are real Black Cartoons for real Black people!
These are not watered down, colored in, corporate approved and
controlled, unrealistic renditions of someone who is out of touch
and created through eyes that don't even have a clue as
to who we are! I do what I know best....and that is to
creatively show to the world how diverse we are and the beauty of
us in so many different ways. Politicians always strategically
speak of "the black vote" as though we are crammed together in one
category thinking all alike! Nothing could be further from the
truth! We are from the north, from the south, from the east, from
the west, republican, democrat, independent, conservative,
nationalistic, separatist, gay, straight, affluent, downtrodden,
religious, worldly, brazen, of high pedigree, ignorant, cultured,
conformists, idealistic, educated, foreign, patriotic, militant,
hard working, brilliant, unafraid.....Shall I go on? So how can a
people so vast and so powerful be contained in one small neat
package? Think again! Through these one panel character
illustrations you will see the good, the bad, the beautiful and the
ugly of us! RAW & UNCUT! As is the ScurvOriginalz style,
whatever you see on these pages are done without apology! It's my
job to put it out there like that! Many of you will draw strength
knowing that I love you and understand you and will
express it to the world in a very brazen, articulate, necessary,
sometimes comical and much needed manner. And while they may
not be actual people in the highest sense of the word, in essence,
they are....if you have lived any amount of life on this same earth
as I, you can't TELL me that you don't know SOMEONE with a blending
of these same traits. These are but a mere snippet of the hundreds
of thousands of people that I have had the pleasure of meeting
personally through the years as they have had an indelible
effect on the deepest parts of my mind, personality and identity.
From a young child, Black people have fascinated me......the way we
express ourselves and the way we love. They way we anger and the
way we show compassion even after not having that same
compassionate spirit extended to us. It is that "vastness" of us
that is guaranteed to keep me going through the years with a
never ending palette of different personalities that could only be
displayed to the world as a "BlackHeadz" character! |
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